tiravel:

germanystuck:

imamericanyourargumentisinvalid:

a certain someone once posted a headcanon about cold war sock puppet therapy and i

only if the one behind that sock puppet is germany

I’m not saying it was Germany. But. It was Germany.

newkidsonmycock11:

wake the fuck up

pleaseimbeyonce:

ponyboy-gold:

i can’t stop thinking about this article i read today about an arabian guy who was deported for being too good looking and when i look at him

i see that it really is a crime

iandsharman:

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

(Source: slavefarmer)

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

(Source: fussyneko)

ayamekichida:

i cant be the only one who thought of this

usuk-in-the-heart:

azzami:

I made this for Nicki as thanks for cheering me up when I was feeling depressed ლ(╹◡╹ლ) 

They’re SO wearing each other uniforms~ <3 <3 <3

shadzu:

What if an empty bottle of mountain dew was called a did

ragazzzo:

hey bro wanna come over and play video games, watch football,  drink beer and rub our cocks together aight let me know man

aspecialrelationship-usuk:

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